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IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, but the truth is they all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!

Q: Why doesn’t Ron Paul ever turn off the lights?
A: That kind of on-again / off-again policy is against his principles.

Q: Why does Ron Paul support the Constitution?
A: He remembers when it was signed.

FACT: To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of Wrongs!

FACT: Never trust a man with two first names.

FACT: Only one man throughout history has ever gotten more respect than Ron Paul. Rodney Dangerfield.

Knock Knock? Who’s There? Ron. Ron Who? Exactly.

Q: How do you know you are in a room with a Ron Paul Supporter?
A: He’ll tell you. (Ok, this one is everywhere)

He is 80 she is 20, it was the talk of the town when an 80 year old man married 20 year old girl.  After a year of marriage she went into the hospital to give birth.  The nurse came to congratulate the old fellow saying " this is amazing! how do you do it at your age?"  He answered, "you got to keep the old motor running." 

The following year the young bride gave birth again. The same nurse said, "your amazing, how do you do it?"  He again said " you have to keep your old motor running." 

The same thing happened the next year, the nurse then said " well, well, well !! you certainly are quite a man.  He responded, "you've got to keep that old motor running."  The nurse said, " well you better change the oil, this one is black."      

From the Millard Ravings